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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Single psilocybin trip delivers two years of depression relief for cancer patients - ScienceDaily

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Then came..

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

China’s asteroid-and-comet hunter probe unfurls a ‘solar wing’ - theregister.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do men like low maintenance women?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?

So they tried

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state, health officials say - KING5.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Pharmacists warn drug shortage affecting cancer patients - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Next, they tried...

NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Guest column | Doctors said I was ‘too young’ to be seriously ill. I had Stage 4 cancer. - The Washington Post