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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:40

Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Single psilocybin trip delivers two years of depression relief for cancer patients - ScienceDaily
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Then came..
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
China’s asteroid-and-comet hunter probe unfurls a ‘solar wing’ - theregister.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do men like low maintenance women?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?
So they tried
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state, health officials say - KING5.com
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Pharmacists warn drug shortage affecting cancer patients - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Next, they tried...
NASA KSC Workforce Transformation (Layoff) Update - NASA Watch
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
AI Uncovers Wild Spin of the Milky Way’s Supermassive Black Hole - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.